Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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