Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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