My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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