i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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