He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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