Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
