Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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