The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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