if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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