How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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