so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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