jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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