I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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