do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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