about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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