I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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