I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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