I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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