If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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