You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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