PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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