just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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