I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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