True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
