I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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