READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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