yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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