This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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