love makes seman taste better
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
God, I missed his penis.
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