Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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