I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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