Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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