do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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