There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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