Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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