All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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