koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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