we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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