I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nicole vs. Life
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it's great music for shaving your balls
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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