I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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