so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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