I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
