I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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