Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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