ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We are all done wearing pants today
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
