Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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