this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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