her vagine was all disorganized.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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