Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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