he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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