Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Is Oprah even human
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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