Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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