Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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