Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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