ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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